THERE WAS NOTHING I HATED MORE THAN COMING LATE FOR LECTURES.
All eyes were on me immediately I entered the class. I expected it so I didn't mind. Instead of getting shy like most people I walked majestically to my sit while I clutching my bag hard for moral support.
My lecturer didn't ask why I came late to class, he didn't seem to the notice that a student just walked into his class late.
I walked straight to my regular seat. Adrian was supposed to sit at my front but he wasn't there. I had a weird feeling in my gut about it.
I didn't even get to sit down completely before Yvonne started whispering.
"Oh my gosh! Mira where the fuck have you been? Don't tell me you went over to get some dick and you forgot about school, ok tell me it was a dick. Gosh! I've been trying to call you for ten centuries and eleven decades and you switched of your fucking phone only a dick can do that but___"
"Shhh, you are talking so fast I can't understand a thing you're saying, why the hell are you ranting." I chuckled, cutting her off. .
Zara smiled at me giving me a side hug when she saw our lecturer wasn't looking at our direction."Welcome babe." She smiled, pecking me.
"Tell me it was a dick!" Yvonne squealed. She never got tired of talking about dicks. That was her most used word, that's her only used word.
"it ain't no dick girl, will tell you about it after class," I said in a hush whisper. Yvonne was seriously very crazy like she was crazier than I was, I could not even be compared to her.
She didn't believe in love and she was only interested in one night stands. I wished I was more like her but my heart already belonged to someone.
"It better be a fine face or a big dick or you are dead! That's the only thing you are permitted to ignore Me for! We were supposed to meet immediately we are back to school after the holidays remember?! I will kill you for ditching us!" Yvonne threatened pointing her fingers at me.
"I will explain." I giggled. "And their are more important things than a big dick, like___"
"Can you guys stop talking about dick for just one second, I've had it!" Zara snapped, face palming. She glared at us feigning anger or maybe she was indeed angry with Zara you could never tell.
"Get a life girl___" Yvonne interjected, faking a yawn,"You are so boring, even my grandmother has more fun than you do and she's like, what, eighty? "
"Dick isn't life__ "Zara argued.
The lecturer looked to our direction his face contorted in a deep frown.
"You there stand up!" He ordered, pointing at our direction.
The three of us looked at each other with questioning glares wondering who amongst us our lecturer was referring to. I thought he was referring to Yvonne since she had been the one talking loudly.
"Do you mean me sir?" Yvonne asked, blinking her eyes seductively at the him. I rolled my eyes spanking her on the thighs. She flinched and chuckled,
"Dont make me vomit Yvonne seriously he's old enough to be your ancestor or your village god! " I whispered.
"No, not you Yvonne, her." He replied, pointing at Zara.
Zara was shocked and so were we. She barely said anything and now she was the one being punished.
"But sir I didn't say anything, I wasn't the one talking," Zara complained, standing up. She eyed Yvonne shooting daggers through her eyes.
"You were the one I saw talking do not argue with me young woman! you will stand till I'm done with this class. I'm here talking my ass out just so you could learn something and be a good person and you are busy talking. Diplomats like you end up killing ending country relationships when you end up graduating with an empty brain without knowledge of anything in your field because you refuse to listen in class!" He yelled.
He continued ranting until his period was over.