Lucas' POV
"Make love with a woman and make her cook me some cake. Damn, life's so good," I talked to my wolf after the she-wolf cooked me a hearty dinner.
My wolf didn't say anything and lay on his stomach in front of the fireplace.
"I like the dessert thing she makes. The thing that's wrapped with honey inside covered by fruit compote..."
"It's called Crêpe Delicious," my wolf said.
"Yeah, that thing. I'll make her cook that for me every day," I said.
"So I take it that you don't want to kill her anymore?" My wolf sounded way too happy, which made me vexed.
"I'll fuck her and she'll cook for me. That's what it is," I said.
"That's called a wife," my wolf said.
I asked, "What's your problem? You've got a name for everything now?"
My wolf didn't even bother talking to me. He was so busy watching that skinny little she-wolf cleaning the house and making a bed for the fucking vampire boy with her long naked legs.
After she tugged him in, she started to hum a song for him in a soft voice.
The dim light of fire illuminates her pale, tiny face.
Her long eyelashes were like butterfly wings and her lips...
Oh, fuck, her lips. Tender and soft. Opened up like fucking rosebuds.
She looked so fucking graceful.
I could fucking watch her doing this all day.
"What's that she's humming to that vampire boy? A requiem?" I asked.
My wolf chuckled, "It's called a lullaby, Luke. Your jokes are deadly but funny. I'm happy that you unlocked a new skill of having a sense of humor, though. And the cracked voice you were pulling, a very nice touch."
I felt humiliated, "Well said about the true love and bond shit. Do you come up with that when you touch yourself? I've fucked so many people and I can't think of anything like that."
"Because there's nothing else in your brain other than killing and fucking. Look at her. She's such a lovely woman. The bond between us was so strong and powerful. All you have to do is to listen to your heart. OK, so you don't have a heart. All you have to do is listen to me," my wolf said.
I gloated, "You may have all the words and brains, but you're full of shit, Finn. Fucking a human woman feels so good. You're just a wolf. You'll never understand the pleasure of having full possession of a woman and..."
My wolf interrupted me, "Do I have to point it out for you? Technically speaking, she was having sex with me, not you."
"What the fuck, Finn?!"
My wolf said in an arrogant voice, "You've heard what she's said. She's afraid of you because you wanted to abuse and kill her. She ran away with me. She fell in love with me. Both you and I know that if I were a man, she would definitely run away with me. Not you."
Oh, fuck.
I was in a really good mood a minute ago and now it's ruined.
Finn's doing this to me all the time and it starts to become a habit. This vicious cycle needs to be ended today.
I addressed this problem by doing things I was very good at - barking like a mad dog at my wolf.
"You're not a fucking human! You're a fucking wolf! Put all of your four fucking feet on the ground and feel the gravity of reality! I was the one who was fucking her! I don't give a shit of what was on her fucking stupid mind. She'll be my best fuck toy who cooks for me, and you'll be my wolf. Both of you are stuck with me for the rest of your life! Nothing is going to change that!"
"First of all, the way that you yell at me, is very adorable. Second, now you don't want to kill her. I take it as a very good sign. Let's do it one step at a time. Third, you're in a human form, but that doesn't necessarily mean that you're not a beast. It's hard to be a human and it's easier to be a beast. I understand. So, you see, I don't blame you for being a complete loser in human shape at all." Finn replied in a nonchalant way.
Every time he pissed me off, he pulled a voice like that.
"How did you do it?" I asked.
"What?" he asked.
"Being fucking offensive and annoying without using any bad words? How did you do it?"
My wolf said, "It's called Alpha talk. Take some notes. You'll have to learn to talk like this eventually."
The fucking warlock walked into the room with that fucking weasel on his neck.
"Lisa, I've already processed the meat with brine. Do you need me to do anything else?"
"Thank you, Darren. Please go get some sleep. It's a long and exhausting day," the she-wolf said with a bright smile on her face.
"I don't like the way she's looking at the warlock. I want to kill him," I said.
"They're friends. You can't kill all of her friends," my wolf said.
I became grumpy.
"She's making too many friends. The warlock, the vampires, the fucking weasel, and giant lizards. Who the fuck is making friends with fucking reptiles?"
My wolf said, "They are salamanders and they're amphibians. You should really learn something and show some respect for the world you're living in before nature gets back at you. Animals like her and they hate you. She's the queen of the forest. Take the hint."
I said with disdain, "Queen my ass. She's a fucking doe-eyed skinny bitch who talks to animals. She's lucky to be my bitch. Back where I come from, girls like her get raped, hanged, and torched alive."
"Luke, what did we talk about last time about torching people alive?"
I heard Lucian's voice in my mind.
A mindlink in the middle of the night? There must have been something urgent.
"Get out of my mind, Lucian. I'm about to go to bed. A wolf needs his sleep or he'll get really grumpy in the next morning," my wolf said.
"You're up, Finn?" Lucian asked in a playful voice.
"You just can't sleep without having him on your side, right?" Finn said.
"Why do you have to make everything weird? " Lucian asked.
"Do you need a hug or something?" my wolf asked.
"Come to my tent at night and I'll show you what I need," Lucian said.
"I've just blindfolded and fucked that she-wolf. She was so good. I was holding her like that, and she was like..." I said.
Lucian cut me short, "Luke, please. Don't feed me any unnecessary details of your sexual intercourse with others. It's very hard to get rid of it in my mind. I'm calling you because we need you to get back to the camp now. We've got some envoys from the south. Some of them were attacked. It looked pretty bad."
"Do you need me to hold their hands and tell them everything will be alright?" I asked.
"Luke, they are ambassadors, dignitaries, and diplomats. They came here for a peace treaty and now they've been attacked on our territory. Those old men from the south might take it as a wrong message. Come back before you Gamma kill all those envoys and wage a war on anything that moves in front of him."
Then, Lucian cut off the line.
I sighed.
"I don't want to go back to the camp," I said.
"You have to," my wolf said.
"I want to fuck the she-wolf in the dark after she fell asleep or something. Probably I should knock her off..." I said.
"You're seriously considering the possibility of knocking off a girl and having sex with her?" My wolf sounded very annoyed.
"I don't know. I want to fuck her. Do you have better plans?" I asked.
"There's a war impending and your plan is to take advantage of a poor girl," my wolf said, "Let me quote Lucian here. Fuck you, Luke."
My wolf stood up, snorted, and shook his fur.
"Master, are you going away?" the warlock asked.
"Stay with the she-wolf, but don't get too close. Or else I'll fuck you until you get fucking paralyzed for the rest of your life," I said.
"Sorry, Master. Yes, Master," the warlock lowered his head and said.
"Finn, please don't go away." The she-wolf quickly ran towards my wolf and hugged him.
My wolf licked her face and rubbed his neck around her chest.
Oh, man, I loved her boobs.
They were tiny, but they were just the right size for me, bouncing up and down like two little rabbits when she was on top of me.
Finn took a leap and ran into the darkness.
It seemed that he never had any difficulties parting with anything or anyone in his life.
It must be another fucking Alpha thing.