Primo
"Oh hell. Get down there, Uno!"
I massaged my head due to frustration. I shouldn't have taught these boys how to climb behind the bars if I knew this was a headache.
"Uno, stop sliding there! It's not a fucking playground!" I shout at my eldest who is slipping on the railings. "Dos! I told you not to play dirty tricks on your nanny again, what did you do this time?" I was annoyed with my youngest son.
"She slapped my fluffy butt, dad!" He even threw a ball in my face. I just wiped my face when my head hurt even more. These two little boys did nothing but make my head hurt, and when their mother was here, she was very kind. But I love them so much, and I will never let anyone hurt them. I think I can't live without my family.
"Dad, catch! It's a dagger!" I was alerted and quickly caught the object approaching in my direction. I glared and Uno just smiled at me. "You're still in diapers but your heads are getting stiff. Do you want me to call Silhouette here and let her teach you a lesson?" I threaten them.
At four o'clock they quickly settled down when they heard the name I mentioned. "No fucking hell, dad. I will do everything just don't let her come here, I'm willing to do the laundry myself." My eyes narrowed at what my eldest had said.
"I'll do the dishes, dad. Don't bring Silhouette here, I like to play with Dash and Cash but not with their mom." Dos nodded.
I'm very much, at least, thankful to Silhouette because I can use her name everytime that I'm having a hard time disciplining these two.
"What's going on here, my babies?"
My suckling children even beat the running horses to Eerrah who had just arrived.
"Mom!"
"Wife!"
Did I get upset when they preceded me to their mother? The gossip is even brighter! I am the wife, I must be the first.
"You look so pissed off, my dear husband, what did they do to you?" smiling, my wife asked, kissing me lightly on the cheek.
"Their stubbornness will surely kill me, wife. I should ask for Silhouette's help next time." It was shaken.
"Silhouette's busy with her sons, you can't disturb her. And you know these two don't want her because of the shape of that woman's tongue," he said laughing. My wife's really beautiful. Oh yeah, I suddenly remembered why these two don't like Third's wife.
She told Uno that he's never gonna get a wife because he's still 'gay'. And my eldest searched for that word, and carried with it what that woman said. Silhouette also told Dos that he's never gonna grow up because he has a boil in his ass. That lady scared these two when they're younger with her silliness.
"Uno, Dos, what did I tell you when you two are with your dad alone?" I mocked my children. They secretly stuck out their tongues. Silhouette also teaches them that thing.
"You told us not to be naughty, mom. But dad's naughtier than us, mom. He told us to slide on the railings," my youngest lied. I quickly shook my head at Eerrah.
"Dos, I know you're lying. Tell me the truth, boys."
"I'm sorry mom/It's our fault." My children said at once.
"Don't say sorry to me, say sorry to your dad. You're so nasty, ha. Do you want daddy to leave us? He'll find other babies." Suddenly my children cried and hugged me because of what my wife had said.
"No dad! I'm sorry! Please don't look for another Uno and Dos. We'll follow you na." Dos cried and hugged me.
"I'm gonna behave with dad. I'll never cheat on chess again everytime me and Eros play that game." Uno hugged my thigh. I smiled secretly. "I want to leave now, get off me, Uno, Dos." I removed their hug from me but they tightened their grip even more.
"No dad! We're gonna play chess with you! We promise. This time, we'll take it seriously." And finally!
"Really? Is it okay with you, Uno?" I asked my eldest son who was still in doubt. "Y-Yeah. We won't cheat."
"Okay, it's settled then. Let's play chess. You two, prepare the board, I'll just talk to your mom." I messed up their hair. "Where to?" asked Dos.
"Inside our room, Dos." Let them go up the stairs first.
I have nothing to worry about even if they still fight on the stairs. I trained them so well, and they knew how to fight now. I'm glad that they're good and fast-learners.
"What's up, hubby?" I turned to my beautiful wife. "How is it?" I will ask.
"It's okay. Senses and I just brought flowers to daddy and mama's grave." He rubbed my neck. I smiled before kissing her lips.
"I told you not to come with that guy, Eerrah. You know how much I hate him," I coldly said.
"We already have two children but you're still jealous and possessive. You know how much I love you too, Primo. Don't get mad. He's just a friend. Porket you just found out that I crushed him before." I smiled.
"It's your fault why I felt like this. How dare you pretend like your mom really shot you when the truth is there's a sleeping pill in that bullet?" I pinched her nose. She chuckled.
"That's why I told you 'Relax, it's just a sleeping pill' back then. You're just deaf." He stared at me. I kissed her soft lips once again.
"Silly, my wife's a genius." I kissed her chin.
"That's why your kids are smart too." We both laughed.
"And naughty, as well--"
"Dad! Let's play now! Stop eating each other's faces!" Uno shouted as my husband and I were already watching.
"Go play with them, Primo. I'll prepare our lunch. Goodluck with those two." Shaken, I followed my departing wife.
But I smiled later on, thanks God for letting me experience this heavenly feeling. Being with my family everyday is enough.
And I should thank Empires High for letting me and Eerrah meet there, and everything ends there as well.
"Dad! What's keeping you so long?!"
"Alright! I'm coming!"
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